Went to Liyun’s house this morning. Met Elaine and we took 132 all the way (47 bloody bus-stops) to hougang blk 708. Liyun said that she would kill piggy if we got off at hougang mall. So we completed e-learning and most of Celeste’s scrapbook. Yeah.

Oh this is SO embedded in my mind already.

Quoted from Liyun (whenever piggy calls us her gay friends): I’m gonna chop off your tongue, gouge out your eyeballs and leave you stranded in a glass shop. I suggested the ‘chop off your tongue’ so she won’t be able to ask for help.

And piggy…..

She says that when she goes to jc, she’s gonna make friends will all the guys there. But before that they will have to pass a simple test to get to BFF stage.

1. They must not feel offended when piggy compliments that they look like a pig. (Notice I used ‘compliments’, since piggy’s definition of handsome is ‘look like a pig’. So the next time she says that to you, you should feel honored.)

2. They must admit that they are metrosexuals when piggy asks.

3. They must admit again, that they are gay, when piggy asks.

Simple, right?

So in short, to be piggy’s best friend you need to look like a pig and simply be a gay.

Piggy, enough of calling us your ‘gay friends’. And I mean it.